5. Point Break
Point Break is disengaging, randomly thrown adventure sports “catalog”. Nothing makes sense, neither actors nor the script and even chemistry of ‘Bella’ and ‘Edward’ is more interesting than any chemistry between any pair.
A bunch of spiritual criminals does death-defying stunts, wish they had died in their first stunt only.
4. Dirty Grandpa
In one of the most cringe-worthy and baffling scene, Grand son steps down from a pink tampon looking car with some stupid box from his childhood in one of his hands to relish his bygone days, and walks into a room to discover that only a day widowed pussy maniac Grand pa is jerking off to a porno. WTF, De Niro thought about doing it; like it is a redemption of Travis Bickle to have some fun in his twilight years in some American Pie kind of shit loaded with chicks and weed?
The kind of scathing reviews film has received made me watch it (De Niro the only reason I wanted to watch it ) with minus infinity expectations, but it turned out to be much worse than that. It sucks donkey balls.
What was that moaning sound in the end when De Niro makes out with Aubrey Plaza; donkey been injected with Viagra? Jeez, De Niro, get back to acting or masturbate in peace, but don’t do such films.
3. London Has Fallen
Quite ironically, not only London but everything remotely related to the film has fallen disgracefully too low.
London has fallen is a terrible turd fiesta of horribly done CGI.
Who in his sense would think of making a sequel to an average film- Olympus has fallen. You shitting me, it is blasphemy.
The first rule of making a sequel, you do not make a sequel.
The second rule of making a sequel, you fucking do not make a sequel to a mediocre film.
The film needs a better pseudo-superhero who does not scowl at everything, and also a better script writer. And finally, we do understand the American agents can do anything and everything.
2. X-Men: Apocalypse
It takes balls of metal to make a ‘whatever shit this was’ that has so many talents wasted royally in a disgraceful manner. X-Men: Apocalypse is a mutant churn out machine that throws mutant every five minutes in the most cliche and cringe worthy manner.
I am sure if Oscar Isaac had the power of Professor Charles, he would have erased the memory of him working in the film.
Feel so heartbroken for Fassbender. Not sure why he agreed for this film. There must a part of Fassbender that died a little every time he was on the set.
While this film has a plethora of deplorable things like CGI, script, direction, deafening sound, the only saving grace came in the form of Quicksilver arguably rehashing the same scene from ‘Days of Future Past’ with Sweet Dreams’.
1. Triple 9
Triple 9 is a humongous mess that never breathes fresh air. The film is as lifeless as it can get.
It falls flat from the first scene and gets excruciatingly painful to sit through its entire running length. None of the actors seems interested in playing their half-baked, lifeless characters and it clearly shows the way they sleep walk through it.
Even if someone pays you good fortune to watch it, better save yourself from this trauma than earning a good fortune with a half damaged brain.
Wish they had a shootout in the beginning and killed everyone then and there itself.
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