Clocking in at just an hour in length and buoyed by the near-constant narration of its debuting writer-director, “Propeller One-Way Night Coach” reads, more than anything, like a rigid recitation of a child’s diaristic formative memory. Perhaps that’s because that constitutes pretty much exactly what the film is, and were it not for the fact that John Travolta happened to be the one stepping behind the camera to adapt his own three-decade-old children’s book to the screen, it would be difficult to imagine a project this dusty and droning gaining the kind of momentum needed to lift off the ground of the boardroom pitch and find its place as a future piece of disposable in-flight entertainment.
Travolta’s love of air travel is clear enough even without the extra-textual knowledge that the newly minted Palme d’Honneur recipient is, in fact, a pilot whenever he’s not gracing our screens with instant classics like “The Fanatic” and “Battlefield Earth.” But if every moment spent with “Night Coach” is met with a constant verbalized reminder of the magic of flight, the film itself, at the mercy of its architect’s static voiceover, can’t help but register like a parent’s unconvincing assurances to their child that their first plane right might be slightly more tolerable than they’d initially feared.
In 1964, young Jeff (Clark Shotwell), of course, needs no such assurances, as the New York native has basically spent his entire prepubescent life in anticipation of the day he might get to experience the world from the soaring confinement of a moodily lit metal canister 30,000 feet in the air. When Jeff’s mother (Kelly Eviston-Quinnett) informs him that they’ll be moving to Los Angeles to help solidify her flailing acting career, the precocious child is more than ecstatic, if only at the means of travel necessary for them to get there from Idlewild.
That Jeff has never once set foot in a flight cabin hasn’t stopped him from carrying and memorizing the routes of the era’s most advanced pieces of airborne technology, and despite the fact that his first trip is set to be an all-nighter on a chartered propeller plane making multiple cross-country stops, it’s difficult to imagine the bright-eyed youth could find even a moment to rest as he absorbs just about every innocuous detail of his trip as if encountering the face of God beneath every bottomless glass of Coke and behind every curtain of an empty first-class berth.
“Night Coach” is, at a base level, too sincere in its awe of air travel and too loyal to the childlike inspirations of its source material to promise any sort of deliciously disastrous flurries of incompetence from a first-time auteur whose most recent claims to fame include a leading role in “Gotti” (another instant Cannes classic!). The result, instead, is a rather weary odyssey through the mind of an easily-impressed child, as Travolta’s persistently monotonous commentary filters that youthful wonderment through a voice that sounds as if it’s taken two sleeping pills before takeoff.
Perhaps the conviction in every gobsmacked observation of fellow passengers and sinking disappointment at the offer of a third dish of chicken cordon bleu reads better on the page, but Travolta’s translations to the screen hardly makes that excitement tangible. The same, unfortunately, has to be said of the actor’s ability to direct other performers; where actor-turned-directors often find, even in the clunkiness of their craft, the ability to draw on their own on-camera experiences and inspire great fervour in their casts, the stilted nature of Travolta’s narrating seems to cast a spell over his entire ensemble, each of them performing at the register of a collective audiobook recital.
Between the cutesy animated opening credit sequence and the hazy glow of Paul de Lumen’s camera enveloping the film’s squeaky-clean retro venues—from the cockpit to the terminal straight out of a tattered ‘50s suburban living catalogue—there is some potential in Travolta’s desire to tap into his innocuous sense of nostalgia, further evident in a few spurts of genuine chuckles that occasionally seep their way through from a grown-man’s retroactive reminiscences of his unfiltered childhood thoughts. (An appearance by Travolta’s own daughter Ella Bleu as the flight attendant so entrancing to a child acting as the man’s own self-insert would read as downright Freudian were it not for the film’s genuinely naiveté, even with a final piece of “where are they now” narration that brings that notion back to the forefront if you’re left to think too hard about it.)
But thinking beyond the scope of a formative memory’s lingering impact isn’t really the aim here, and there’s surely nothing cynical to be found on John Travolta’s flight path that would lead to a disastrous crash-landing. But the film never exceeds the sensation of respectfully listening to someone else’s childhood flights of fancy rather than being swept away by them yourself, and by the the time this flight makes its own rocky landing, “Propeller One-Way Night Coach” is sure to live up to its title with an experiential appeal that will remain entirely one-way.
