Midway through the film, an array of strange characters pop up in Alex van Warmerdam’s “Schneider vs Bax.” You expect them to scatter around, playfully indulge in a tête-à-tête of absurd remarks, and have a final show-down. Wouldn’t that be a sight to witness? But Alex van Warmerdam’s white light of peace takes different turns. While he could have easily thrown in random mumbo-jumbo, he takes the unexpected way out. 

Coming out fresh from last year’s festival favorite “Borgman,” “Schneider vs. Bax” is a straight-forward genre tale that borderlines it’s surreal sensibility with stark and absurdly dark humor. Movie watchers expecting another sub-textually rich film like “Borgman” will be truly disappointed. The film kicks off with Schneider (Tom Dewispelaere) receiving a call soon after his two little daughters and wife have woken him up for a birthday song. Mertens (Gene Bervoets), his boss, wants him to finish off Ramon Bax (Alex van Warmerdam himself), claiming him to be a ‘child killer.’

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“Schneider vs. Bax” falls right into the “In Bruges” sub-genre of hitman comedies. But it’s way darker than you expect it to be. It unfolds at a brisk pace, and something or the other is always going on. Even though there are perfect screen-grabs to encapsulate things like bad parenting & pedophilia, when Warmerdam is at the helm, you know that you can’t expect things to move ‘the planned way.’ Warmerdam’s film is so busy being wildly entertaining and bold in its execution that it does not have time to be emotionally investing, which isn’t all that bad, really.


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The film, however, does go back and forth with the freelance hitman persona and maintains a low-key domestic life, giving the film the required depth for its characters to make sense. While Schneider and Bax are put against one another when a bumbling client whose intentions of hiring them are never revealed, we also see them being intentionally reckless. Schneider needs and wants to camouflage himself in different aesthetics. On the other hand, Bax isn’t quite right in the head after a passionate night with a young flame while his daughter is on his doorstep. His substance abuse isn’t helping either.

“Schneider vs. Bax” is not just about who wins. It’s also about who is better. Alex van Warmerdam’s work is masterful as he doesn’t let the viewers get invested in one of the sides. He makes both his central characters equally unlikable. “Schneider vs. Bax” mounts the body count without caring about who should be in and who should be out. It’s one of those violent, twisty comedies whose slick telling offsets the hilariously gut-flinching narrative moments. It’s like a Coen brothers film with limited screen space for the action to go down. The overlooking country home and the lake and swampland just add to the twisted carousel of events. 


The hilarious undertone of the film is set quite before the actual duel takes place. There’s a scene in the film where Mertens (The Boss) accidentally falls from his chair, hits his head, and goes unconscious. There are also characters like the single thumb killer and the fat sex worker, who is supposedly the only sane character in the whole film. What’s interesting to see in “Schneider vs. Bax” is Warmerdam’s way of dealing with things. Even though the film falls in the hit-man sub-genre, it never goes by the numbers. Warmerdam resorts to his criticism of the Dutch middle class, and the film is somewhere a social comedy of errors. It takes us through the various layers of family dysfunctionality. From the daughter’s depression to the father’s substance abuse to the grandfather’s grand misadventure, there’s everything in there. 

“Schneider vs Bax” might have some immensely dark undertones, but at its heart, it’s a crowd-pleaser. The cinematography is flawless, and the background score keeps the film engaging. However, the satire that Alex van Warmerdam plans to reveal with foregrounded countrysides often referred to as burial grounds is a hit and a miss. Most of which has to be scrapped out of the hallucinating man watching a little boy drinking a glass of water and the restless daughter hovering around his father’s house just to get in. But there’s also loads of fun to be had with this one.


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